Penis

(Irony) Pneis.... pensninn/.

whats a penis?

Etymology
The English word "penis" is derived from the Latin pēnis, traced back to the Sanskrit पसस् (pásas).

History
The penis was first invented in the year 23000 BC by scientist Elohim during an experiment involving topsoil clay and compressed air.

According to notes taken during the experiment, the penis constituted the largest portion of the human mind at the time. Since its conception, the people of the world, frustrated by the penis's inefficiency, have been forced to innovate the penis over the course of the first and second millennia. Archaeologists have unearthed evidence that the Crusades were an effort by the Catholics to prevent Islamic theologians and scientists from creating the perfect human penis.

Though victorious in the Crusades, the Islamic world suffered a major scientific setback from these wars, losing the schematics for the perfect human penis and the ability to produce them. Historians estimate that the human race was set back by about 700 years as a consequence of this event, described as a tragedy by every every great thinker since Diogenes.

The last person said to possess a perfect penis, Leonardo da Vinci, died in 1519 AD.

Usage
What the fuck is a penis? WHat is it for? What the hell am i supposed to do with this thing???